Link: Anchorage Press An Englishman wearing pajama pants, apparently disoriented by the light of a summer solstice midnight, walks into a bar near Fairbanks and asks, "Excuse me, but I was wondering if can you tell me if it's morning or night?" The guy and his gal stay for a beer, then say goodbye to the locals, "who surprisingly give the tourists a warm goodbye," observes Steve Jansen, a visitor from Phoenix. "Maybe they've warmed to a fellow oddball. But I suspect it's because they know the foreigners are just passing through and will never, ever come to Ester again."