DOWN -- UAA Internet pirates: Whoa, guess we better slow your network down. Seawolves indeed.
DOWN -- Polar bears, walruses: Arctic melt accelerates, leaving too much sea and not enough ice.
UP -- Alaska and the U.S. Coast Guard: Arctic melt accelerates, so don't sweat the icebreakers. Arks?
DOWN -- Halibut fishers: Latest word is that only half of the North Pacific catch is sustainable. This could be worse than salmon wars.
UP -- Christmas in Spenard: Sleazy show sold out. Mr. Whitekeys still rules The Miracle Mile.
DOWN -- Canadian officials: Mum's the word on salmon virus. Hey neighbor, come clean, eh.
DOWN -- Nome: Last barge of winter fuel fails to beat weather. Maybe the dogs can make it a freight race in March.
UP -- Alaska roller derby: Now they've got a team in Kodiak. Just what Alaska needs -- more tough women on wheels.
EVEN -- Alaska NBA fans: Settlement saves season, scratches Alaska charity game. That's all right -- Mario and Carlos are fine, but give us the Globetrotters.
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