Darlings, The Divine Appendage is so sorry, but no column this week. Environmental Ear stayed out too long during the Big Meltdown and got frozen to the ground. Waiting to thaw.

However, in a rush of tender feeling for Mayor Dan and Paul Honeman, the Luscious Lobe wishes to announce that, contrary to rumors circulating just about everywhere, Carol Comeau is definitely not running for mayor. Although earwigs are ready to bet big bucks she could beat 'em all, Carol told Ear she's at peace with the whole concept of retiring and won't be running for anything.

Back next week with news that a daughter of a famous Alaska family has filed to run for the School Board.

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