Here are further highlights from the police log of the Unalaska Department of Public Safety. Read more from the log via the Dutch Harbor Telegraph. For background on the UDPS police blotter, see "Unalaska police blotter makes for great Alaska literature" (KTUU, Feb. 16, 2012) and "Dutch Harbor: The police blotter heard 'round the world" (Los Angeles Times, Feb. 5, 2009)
Suspicious Person/Activity - A man wished to report that he had been spanked by the assistant cook of the vessel on which he was employed. The captain, when told, laughed at the man, who returned to work only to be spanked a second time. Officers advised the man to contact either AST or USCG, as the incident occurred outside of local jurisdiction.
Traffic Roads - Caller reported gigantic boulders on the roadway. A strong and able officer removed them so that traffic might safely pass.
Welfare Check - A man who could barely remain upright due to his level of intoxication asked officers to remove his brother from their abode, because he believed his brother was too inebriated to stand. The officer pointed out the hypocrisy of such action and suggested that the men simply remain seated until they were somewhat more sober.
Drunk Disturbance - A rather inebriated and tottering man was seen urinating on a taxi cab. The man, who wasted an inordinate amount of time not identifying himself, was advised to keep his urine to himself when in public.
Welfare Check - Caller reported a man staggering, falling and vomiting as he made his way to the CEM Harbor. An officer contacted the man, who said he had fallen at the bar and was now having difficulty walking against the strong and gusty wind. The officer provided courtesy transportation.
Public Safety - Category 1 travel advisory issued after the predicted one inch of snow accumulation resulted in another foot of snow on most area roadways.
Assistance Rendered - Father reported he was unable to wake his grown son. An officer went to the residence and woke up the offspring.