Congratulations to the city planners for routing the Sunday marathon past Holy Family Cathedral so as to block almost all access for the 1,000-plus families for Sunday services. Well, you did leave us an alley entrance.
With the hundreds of roads, sidewalks, and trails, it must have been quite a job for you highly trained officials to come up with this route. Is there an animus toward Catholics? Nay! There must have been too many closed business you had to bypass. Anyway, Catholics will turn the other cheek, so you don’t have to worry about them.
Oh! Thanks for not warning us, it’s so much fun driving around the barricades and police cars. Well, can’t wait for your next surprise, er, event.
— Kevin R. Wichorek