Unalaska police blotter: Heavenly town?

Here are further highlights from the police log of the Unalaska Department of Public Safety. Read more from the log via the Dutch Harbor Telegraph. For background on the UDPS police blotter, see "Unalaska police blotter makes for great Alaska literature" (KTUU, Feb. 16, 2012) and "Dutch Harbor: The police blotter heard 'round the world" (Los Angeles Times, Feb. 5, 2009)

PC Mental - Officers took into custody a severely disturbed man who believed he was already dead and in heaven.

Harassment - Taxi Driver One said Taxi Driver Two is mean to her on the phone. Taxi Driver Two said Taxi Driver One cut in line and stole her customers. An officer admonished both Taxi Drivers to behave and be fair.

Animal - Caller reported having been treated at the clinic for two puncture wounds on her head, compliments of a local bald eagle.

Suspicious Person/Activity - Officers responded to an oft-visited family home regarding yet another profanity-laden argument between an intoxicated mother and her grown son.

Assault - Hotel guest reported an altercation in an adjacent room. Officers contacted two drunken patrons who could not stop yelling at one another long enough for either of them to fall asleep. The hotel provided the drunks with separate rooms to alleviate the problem.

Assistance Rendered - Officer issued a trespass advisement, per North Pacific Fuel management, to a taxi driver who had repeatedly and vulgarly refused to park other than in an area with frequent traffic by heavy equipment.