Letter: Press 1, and please lighten up

To "Press 1" complainers:

Press 1 for English, press 2 for Spanish or 3 or 4 "What ya' calling us for?"

Be lucky you can see the numbers or hear. I've got a face full of wrinkles as deep as the Grand Canyon and they still ask for my license with my birthdate when I buy beer!

Lighten up.

— Gloria Stone