Letter: Past time to neuter the NRA

I have hunted since I was 6 or 7 years old with my father and I continue and will continue to hunt every fall. I use big-game rifles, pistols, shotguns.

It has come to my attention that perhaps all my neighbors have assault weapons. I am outnumbered and outgunned so I rushed online in search of a used but good M1A2 Abrams battlefield tank, an 88mm howitzer, a couple of surface-to-air missiles, some grenade launchers and a flame thrower. The heck with them assault rifles, I need some real protections. Besides, they’re fun to shoot.

Folks, we’re about 35 years past due to neuter the NRA. 

— Dan Boland

Anchorage