EVEN -- Eddie Burke: Escorted out of Assembly chambers by security -- but then that's as good as martyrdom in the alternate universe of talk radio.
UP -- Don Young: Congressman does right by all Alaskans with credit card vote. Raise his limit and cut his interest rate!
DOWN -- Don Young: Little birdie steals our man's ID, Twitters in his name. Somebody ain't tweetin' him right.
UP -- Alaskans: Gov. Sarah says yes to almost all the stimulus money. It ain't Alaskan to leave federal money on the table. Just ask Uncle Ted.
DOWN -- Anchorage taxpayers: Despite cuts, property owners will pay a little more in 2009. To the barricades! For 165 bucks?
UP -- Pilot Jake Soplanda: He suffers Internet stardom after cliffhanger landing, but hey, brother, you're still alive.
DOWN -- Not-a-pilot Edwin A. Stoltenberg: Dad's plane ain't the same after he nosed it into the drink. Nice landing, Top Gun.
DOWN -- Alaska anglers: From the Yukon to the Deshka to the Karluk, it's bad news for king slayers. Come back, big fish.
UP -- World War II vets: Gov. Sarah signs bill to maintain pay for 26 old soldiers of the Territorial Guard. At ease, gentlemen.
UP -- UAA: Mystery donor delivers $7 million, mostly for scholarships, plus opening the new science building. Seize this great opportunity, Seawolves.
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