A little country boy at the state fair heard a pitchman touting hot roasted peanuts. Sounded good, so he bought a bag. His reaction: “Twarn’t nothin’ but goobers.” I was reading the newspaper. Saw a headline touting an international conspiracy involving Hunter Biden. Sounded interesting, so I read the details. My reaction: “Twarn’t nothin’ but goobers.”
— Dale Gerboth
Anchorage
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