Did you know physicians have concluded that Sarah Palin's advice may cause cancer? That's just one of many nuggets of wisdom in 2012's "worst moments with Mama Grizzly." And even though she's got a few days left yet to make Alaska proud, Comedy Central was first out the gate to recognize Palin's contributions to America's civic discourse.

Here's a glimpse:

Want more? Of course you do -- read the zingers until your eyes bleed at Comedy Central.